SFW & NSFW VA haunting your ears
Commission Information
Equipment
Microphone: Audio-Technica AT4040 Cardioid Condenser Microphone w/ Acoustic Screen
Interface: Behringer U-Phoria UMC204HD
DAW: Audacity
Services
I can create custom audios for you with three different levels of service, all of which include sound effects (SFX).
Script Reading: You give me a script, and I'll perform, edit, and add basic SFX to it.
Improv: You give me the scene details, characters, or plot, and I'll storyboard and perform my own take on it. Basic SFX are included.
Write-and-Read: You provide the scene details, and I'll write a script for your approval. Then I'll perform and edit it just like a Script Reading.
I can also record Voice Lines if you need my voice for a character, a notification, or a quick message.
Price Rates & Extras
All prices are in USD. Minimum Spend - $15
One minute = 80-100 words (roughly)
Script Reading - $8/min
Improv Audio - $10/min
Write-and-Read - $16/min
Voice Lines/Unedited Audio - $0.15/word
All of the above include basic editing, voice modulation and SFX
Extra Fees
Extensive SFX (e.g. action scenes; complex ambience etc.) - +10%
Extra Characters (per non-cameo character; variable) - +50-100%
Private Audio (This includes using a particular name or specific details. I will not publish such audios publicly and will not license them to be posted publicly by the Commissioner.) - +25%
Commercial Use - +25%
Requests, Processing, & Delivery
Due to my limited schedule, I can only accept submissions that fit my available time. My decision is based on a few things including, but not limited to, the following:
The detail of your request;
how unique it is compared to my other work;
how interesting the scene is to perform; and
how well it fits into my schedule.
When you send your request, please include as many details as possible to help me understand what you want. I've heard everything, so don't worry about shocking or embarrassing me—be open about your vision!Once you submit your idea, I'll get back to you to confirm details. If everything looks good, I'll send you a Stripe payment link and a price quote. I won't start work until payment is received. The turnaround time is typically 1-3 weeks, depending on the project's size, but I'll let you know if it's likely to take longer. When the audio is done, I'll send you an MP3 (or other file format of your choosing) for your approval. I'm happy to make any reasonable edits. I also reserve the right to decline a commission for any reason, and if that happens, I will offer a full refund.So, if you're interested in working together, please click/tap here and fill out this form.Lastly, please note that it may take me up to a week to reply to your message if I am particularly busy. Feel free to send a reminder if you have not received a reply after this time.
Terms
You (the 'Commissioner') must be 18 years or older to contact me, regardless of whether the work is SFW or NSFW. I reserve the right to verify age.
I reserve the right to decline commissions based on the content requested or provide alternative suggestions.
Payment must be made by the Commissioner via Stripe before any work begins.
I require express permission from any writers or collaborators not involved with this contract of service in order to perform the work.
I retain all rights of the works produced except for the licenses provided to use my work for commercial purposes, if paid for as an Extra option above.
The Commissioner may download the work via a personal link, but it may not be re-published, sold, shared or otherwise made available to the public without my express consent.
If given consent, the Commissioner shall crosspost, retweet and otherwise share the work in such a way that provides credit to myself as the creator and links directly to my body of work (e.g. my Reddit profile, audio masterlist).